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OH YES IT'S MONDAY POLL TYEMES [Jun. 29th, 2009|10:26 am]
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Poll #1422880 Monday POLL TYME
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 41

Today I feel:

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Strangely optimistic.
6 (14.6%)

Horny.
9 (22.0%)

Like I may have a urinary tract infection.
2 (4.9%)

Agitated.
5 (12.2%)

Hungry for brains.
5 (12.2%)

Antsy and like I need more coffee.
5 (12.2%)

Shiny like a pony.
9 (22.0%)

Michael Jackson

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I totally bawled like a baby when I heard the tragic news.
1 (2.5%)

I listened to MJ all this week and it just made me depressed.
2 (5.0%)

I listened to MJ all this week and it gave me an infection.
5 (12.5%)

I always thought Prince was better.
15 (37.5%)

He's not really gone, he's just planning Thriller II: Resurrection.
17 (42.5%)

We must carry on, but HOW?

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CLONE HIM
3 (7.3%)

Build our own racially super-human creation that morphs into 3+ ethnicities in the spanse of his career!
0 (0.0%)

Give Grandpa Jackson a whip to start training little Prince Michael Jr. into generation #2 of unholy psychological devastation and child labor supreme!
11 (26.8%)

Bleach Janet
11 (26.8%)

Pills
16 (39.0%)

Favorite Michael Jackson song?

Moving along... if you were a hot dog, and you were starving... would you eat yourself?

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I am a vegetarian and therefore disgusted by myself.
3 (7.3%)

I am positive I would be delicious and unable to resist myself.
13 (31.7%)

I would, with some ketchup!
6 (14.6%)

THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, YOU OFFEND MY GRUMPY MONDAY MIND
1 (2.4%)

ONLY WITH CREAM CHEESE
18 (43.9%)

If you cloned yourself, would you give yourself a Beej?

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I am limitlessly sexy how could I resist myself?
8 (19.5%)

I think that would be weird, but so weird I'd HAVE to try it.
13 (31.7%)

Only if I took me out to dinner first.
3 (7.3%)

Of course I would because I could give myself my ultimate fantasy beej!
5 (12.2%)

I don't think I could get it up.
12 (29.3%)

Livejournal

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So 1990.
1 (2.4%)

Still fucking entertaining.
11 (26.8%)

The place I work out my angst since I don't know how to communicate with people directly.
0 (0.0%)

A place to post vagina pictures.
3 (7.3%)

This allows me to be creepy and follow others while at a distance from law enforcement.
5 (12.2%)

I AM A WRITER, THIS IS WHERE I DO MY WRITING, I'M LIKE THE JACK KERUOAC OF THE INTERNET SUPER HIGHWAY, NO FREALZ.
3 (7.3%)

I don't take it too seriously, I post nonsense that is most just entertaining to me.
6 (14.6%)

All of the above.
12 (29.3%)

I would buy a porno starring:

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The Jonas Brothers
12 (29.3%)

Oprah
2 (4.9%)

Bristol Palin
10 (24.4%)

Marley (the fucking dog)
1 (2.4%)

Jon & Kate Plus Eight
2 (4.9%)

Ashley's Mom
14 (34.1%)

After taking this poll I feel:

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Even more horny.
7 (17.1%)

All lubed up.
1 (2.4%)

Radiohead - Optimistic
3 (7.3%)

Violated.
1 (2.4%)

An itchy/burning feeling only Summer's Eve can take care of.
2 (4.9%)

Mormon.
2 (4.9%)

Like I need a new pair of pants.
6 (14.6%)

Turds.
4 (9.8%)

Ready to fight someone.
6 (14.6%)

Delicious.
9 (22.0%)

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Comments:
[User Picture]From: [info]danadanger
2009-06-29 08:15 pm (UTC)

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i did realize that the way some people are feeling about mj's death is EXACTLY the way i will feel about prince's someday. then my brother had to talk me down and tell me that prince probably has another 25 good years in him. THANK GOODNESS.
[User Picture]From: [info]amphitrite8
2009-06-29 08:30 pm (UTC)

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what! how can people think Prince is better than MJ!!!!!!!!
[User Picture]From: [info]amphitrite8
2009-06-29 08:30 pm (UTC)

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Prince sucks.
[User Picture]From: [info]ironmaus
2009-06-29 09:07 pm (UTC)

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But he also swallows which makes him better than MJ (who tried to snowball me once).

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