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[Jul. 1st, 2009|01:49 pm] |
Vincent Bondy: i am trying to make myself sound cool in a general cover letter.
Ash: ah nice
Ash: you should attach this picture of you in your underwear
Vincent Bondy: so true
Ash: for the more visual people
Vincent Bondy: that is the missing puzzle piece
Ash: i know where it fits!
Vincent Bondy: ^_____^
Ash: SEE WHAT I DID THERE
Vincent Bondy: My pastor and I both see what you did there. |
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| ...and I continue to eat Indian food for breakfast |
[Jun. 24th, 2009|10:59 am] |
meg: OK,where are we meeting?
Ash: by the bartells across from bleu bistro
meg: uh, that's a RITE-AID
meg: JESUS
Ash: OMGGGG YOU'RE RITE
Ash: I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE
meg: yeah, wipe your nose, ashley
Ash: i just became a fan of cold showers and masturbation on facebook
Ash: FYI
Ash: indian food is my anti-sex |
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| Conversations With My Cat - Episode One |
[Jun. 23rd, 2009|04:09 pm] |
It's time for Episode One of our exclusive series
"Conversations With My Cat"
written and produced by Ashley & Squeaker.
You send us questions, we answer them.
No problem is too lame,
no concern unwarranted,
no worry too whiney.
We answer all your bullshit,
we have the answers. |
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amused
hungry
bouncy