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Serious Game Discussion [Oct. 20th, 2009|12:08 pm]
i will often think of u when im in less than pants
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[mood |amusedamused]

suxxdonut: lololol GAME NAMES ARE SO DIRTY
suxxdonut: Haunted Mansion Ball Blast
suxxdonut: Bounce Out Ball-O-Rama
Ash: that better be a game
Ash: cause i've been playin' it
suxxdonut: KA GLOM
suxxdonut: bahhahahahahaha
Ash: they should just call it Haunted Mansion Splooge Blast
Ash: skip the formalities
suxxdonut: Haunted Mansion Pearl Necklace
suxxdonut: for a touch of class
Ash: for the upper crust gamer
suxxdonut: bahahahahaa
suxxdonut: i cant stop lauging about service snakes
Ash: haha whaaat
suxxdonut: http://www.king5.com/localnews/stories/NW_091809WAB-service-snake-shelton-KS.19223b6e3.html
Ash: haha he "fears losing his service snake"
Ash: HOW IS HE DIFFERENT FROM EVRY OTHER MAN I ASK YOU
suxxdonut: bahahahahahahaahhaa
suxxdonut: OH MY SNAKE WILL TELL ME WHEN IM ABOUT TO FIT
Ash: he'll tell me when I'm about to Mansion Ball Blast
suxxdonut: ahahaha i just snorted across teh cube farm
Ash: ha, well done
suxxdonut: they all know im doing something dirty now haha
Ash: theyre jealous no doubt
suxxdonut: putting ttheir phones on vibrate
suxxdonut: or 'consolodore' i should say
Ash: haha
suxxdonut: i bet in italy its called a 'sin wand'
Ash: haha
Ash: it's called an olive garden breadstick
suxxdonut: bahahahahahahahahaha
Ash: haha i just cracked myself up
suxxdonut: ALL I CAN EAT
Ash: hahaha
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Kitty with a Sweet-Tooth [Oct. 16th, 2009|10:54 am]
i will often think of u when im in less than pants
[mood |amusedamused]



Uh-Oh
Someone got CatNip Donuts this morning.
Oh noooooooooooooooo












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Comic Envy [Oct. 13th, 2009|03:08 pm]
i will often think of u when im in less than pants
[mood |amusedamused]




Also:

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BIRTHDAY KARAOKE FOR PATRICK THIS SATURDAY AT GOLDIE'S [Oct. 7th, 2009|11:39 am]
i will often think of u when im in less than pants


YES
OH GOD YES



Saturday Goldie's 10pm
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Christina is coming to visit! <3 [Oct. 5th, 2009|07:03 pm]
i will often think of u when im in less than pants
[mood |anxiousanxious]

caplatter: i'm such a glutton for punishment
caplatter: god my ass hurts
Ash: whoa are those two last comments related
caplatter: no, i went on a long bike ride
Ash: too bad for you
caplatter: i know
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Linkin' Lightsabers [Oct. 1st, 2009|12:00 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]

Mikey: Also, this: http://gizmodo.com/5370594/man-they-just-dont-make-tech-demos-like-they-used-to
Ash: god
Ash: what a dick
Ash: in shinier, happier news
Ash: THIS exists in the world
Ash: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3520/3967909120_ec096a2f7e.jpg
Mikey: well, it's certainly shiny
Ash: it makes like 50 shiny boners
Ash: everyone's lightsaber comes out when these things happen
Mikey: yeah... I don't really like thinking about other peoples' light sabers.
Ash: aw you're missin' out
Ash: i imagine boners like linkin logs
Ash: piled up on top of each other
Ash: building forts and semi stable buildings
Ash: to entertain small children
Mikey: I'd really rather blow up a mule's head.
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Shopsins has a place in my heart [Sep. 13th, 2009|09:53 pm]
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[mood |chipperchipper]

I think that
I like Killing Flies
is my new favorite documentary.




It's follows the Shopsin, family-owned restaurant in New York...
up until its untimely and permanent retirement.



It's streaming on Netflix and you absolutely have to watch it,
especially if you love good greasy food and foul-mouthed Jews as much as I do.



Totally charming film.
Sad I'll never experience a debilitating food coma under its roof.
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(no subject) [Sep. 11th, 2009|03:23 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]

meg: what is the news?
Ash: i'm watching vintage porn!
meg: OMG, MY FAVORITE FLAVOR
Ash: there's this documentary called indie sex
meg: that wasn't supposed to be in caps,oops
Ash: has all these really interesting commentators
meg: joss whedon
meg: steven spielberg
Ash: adolf hitler
meg: matt groening
Ash: oh happy 9/11 btw
meg: yes, happy patriot day
Ash: there is a michael jackson singalong at central cinema tonight
Ash: to commemorate a more important loss
Ash: MEMORIAL TRUMP
meg: i am thankful for the valiant attemps of our nation's brave firefighters
meg: as well as those by hallmark to profit from the deaths of thousands
meg: memorial burn
meg: straight-up memorial snap

meg: so i have this new job two days a week, answering the phone for a "talent agency"
meg: someone paid bank for a gene simmons impersonator the other day
meg: how retarded
Ash: god
Ash: worst choice ever
meg: right
Ash: hi we hired a child rapist for our party
Ash: ENJOY HIS TONGUELY WAYS
meg: haha
meg: asdfshagd

meg: she needs female clowns
meg: if you know any
Ash: dude
Ash: isn't that what we are?
Ash: da dum ching
meg: srsly

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Comedy Gold [Sep. 8th, 2009|01:13 pm]
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[mood |blahblah]


Can't wait to see A Good Old Fashioned Orgy, Martin Starr is such a babe. He gives me a throbbing nerd boner.





In other news, everyone needs to watch Party Down, immediately. The most amazing cast, ever.
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Reliving Old Saps [Aug. 14th, 2009|02:44 pm]
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[mood |lovedloved]

me: this is a relatively disturbing spam email subject: "You can be the father for all the hung men out there!"
Vincent: and you CAN, ashley! just follow your dreemz!
Vincent: that's the body of the message, no doubt
me: i'm not ready to be a daddy, not even to a slew of huge penises





Vincent: agreed. i hope you're into friendly cuddles
me: i just hate that word, I enjoy the activity
me: cuddling as a word creeps me out a little, I think that means i've been to Burning man too many times
Vincent: oh, yigh, are they into bandying about the c-word there?
me: i want to make up a new word
me: like smushing
Vincent: omg. yes. that.
me: or jabberjocking
me: i like burrowing my head into various crevasses
me: that should be called affectionate cannonballing
me: or lovebunting
Vincent: i'm tirelessly affectionate. glad i'm in good company.
Vincent: lovebunting ftw
Vincent: fluffbuffing
Vincent: hm. maybe not.



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