|Reliving Old Saps
||[Aug. 14th, 2009|02:44 pm]
i will often think of u when im in less than pants
me: this is a relatively disturbing spam email subject: "You can be the father for all the hung men out there!"
Vincent: and you CAN, ashley! just follow your dreemz!
Vincent: that's the body of the message, no doubt
me: i'm not ready to be a daddy, not even to a slew of huge penises
Vincent: agreed. i hope you're into friendly cuddles
me: i just hate that word, I enjoy the activity
me: cuddling as a word creeps me out a little, I think that means i've been to Burning man too many times
Vincent: oh, yigh, are they into bandying about the c-word there?
me: i want to make up a new word
me: like smushing
Vincent: omg. yes. that.
me: or jabberjocking
me: i like burrowing my head into various crevasses
me: that should be called affectionate cannonballing
me: or lovebunting
Vincent: i'm tirelessly affectionate. glad i'm in good company.
Vincent: lovebunting ftw
Vincent: hm. maybe not.